“It is forbidden to put up posters” means they are asking for your collaboration to take them down.
“For sale” in a house sometimes means the husband and the wife are for sale, and if you are unlucky it means the children.
“Have a good trip” means “Don’t ever come back here again.”
“Move forward” is the best way to get a flat tire ahead.
“Welcome” means “We are ready to collect all your money, even your pants.”
“Always come back” means “Always come back so we can extract the last pennies left in your pocket. If possible, bring another victim.”
“The best food in town” Means that the rats approve of that place.
“Do not exceed” is the best way to call you fearful.
“Be aware of dogs” means they are watching everything to tell their owners later.
The “Silence” in the hospital is actually to stop gossip between nurses and doctors.
“Be careful, children” is actually to be careful because many naughty-raised children bite.
“Depression at 50 miles” means you could spend the saddest moments of your life in that place.
“Attention: working men” means they want you to stand and applaud them.
“Open” at any Rodeo Drive store means the store is only open if you have an unlimited card.
“Food made on the day” means that the food is from the day it was made, not exactly from the day you read the sign.
“Exotic” when it comes to clothes, means that it is the ugliest item in the store, but they will make you pay twice as much for your boldness in showing interest.
“Wet Floor” is actually a tactic used by scouts to discover new ice skating talent.
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